Cockroaches live in ...

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Guy 1:  Why are they called bed bugs ?
Guy 2:  Because they live in beds.
Guy 1:  So ... where do cockroaches live ?

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Acroyoga and a disgusting face

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Today, 2026-July-05,
I learnt a new word in a bushwalk ...

Acroyoga:
A physical practice
that combines yoga and group acrobatics.


There you are ...
Bushwalking can also improve your English 😃
(aside from all the other benefits)


The bushwalk was to:
    Invincible Trig
    Ben Bullen State Forest
    NSW, Australia

At the trig, 2 lovely ladies decided
to perform acroyoga.

What did she see ?
Or smell ?
😊😊😊😊😊

The ladies, left to right:
    Tracey Coates
    Nguyen Hanh

Photos by John Graham

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Daughter dating neighbour

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Mother and daughter discussing dating issues ...

Daughter:  Mom, I'm dating our neighbour.
Mother:  What?  He could be your dad !
Daughter:  Age is no issue, mom.
Mother:  No ... I don't think you understand me ...

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Wishing to be young again

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Beautiful young woman walking past 2 old men
😊

One old man said to another:
    Looking at her makes me wish I was 20 again.

2nd old man:
    Are you nuts ?
    For 5 minutes of fun,
    you want to work for another 45 years ?

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Seals - Barrenjoey Head

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Barrenjoey Head circumnavigation
Palm Beach, Sydney, NSW, Australia

Date: 2026-June-14

5 of us:
    - Paul  ...  leader
    - Amy Chi
    - Lili Han
    - Stanley Wu
    - Whitney


Lots of unusual / interesting rock formations
along the coastline of Barrenjoey Head.

But highlight of the trip must be the seals:
- Australian fur seals (Arctocephalus pusillus) ❤️
- Plus one Chinese red seal (Homo sapiens) ❤️
  (Photo #9 😊😊😊)



1)  Lili

2)

3)  Lili

4)

5)  Lili

6)

7a, b)  Same scene in both pics.
- 7a: The boat is not ours.
- 7b: Left to right: Paul, Amy

Photo by Whitney

8)  Zooming onto the seals of previous pic.

9)  Chinese red seal (Homo sapiens) ❤️
- All the previous seals are:
  Australian fur seals (Arctocephalus pusillus)

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Difference between confident and confidential

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(In a guy's backyard)

Son to father:
Dad, What is the difference between
confident and confidential ?

Father:
Hhmmm ... You are my son.
Of that, I am confident.
Your friend Billy next door is also my son.
That is confidential.

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In neighbour's bed

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(Guy ... in neighbour's bed)

Woman: WOW !  You are drunk.
Guy:       Oh yeah.  How can you tell ?
Woman: You live next door.

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A very brave man's nightmare is coming

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(Husband mumbling to himself at home)

Being a man means
    doing what I want
    when I want
    and not having to answer to ...

Oh Shit, 
She [wife] is coming !!!
To be continued ...

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Jump & pray

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Location: Golden Gully, Hill End, NSW, Australia
Date: 2025-August

An incredible photo of Amy Chi jumping.
No photoshopping !

She didn't jump high.
It is the angle of the photo ...
as if she was jumping from very high up 😊

And praying helps to exaggerate the height 😊

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Qualifications for a job

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(Big breasts and bare thighs woman ...
in a job interview)

Woman to male boss:
    Qualifications ? ...
    You are looking at them !

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Never laugh at your wife's choices

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Never laugh at your wife's choices.
You are one of them.

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Dog wants chair back

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(Guy sitting at home ...)

Guy to dog:
    What is it, boy ?
    You want to play fetch ?
    Go for a walk ?
    Hungry ?

Dog:
    I want you to get out of my chair.

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Relax, it is the same woman

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(Husband in bed with another woman)

Wife to Husband:
Steve, you promised you had never sleep
with another woman again !

Husband:
Relax, it is the same woman

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Start work later

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(In a job interview)

Interviewer:
You are hired.
Starting pay is twenty bucks an hour.
Later, it can go up to thirty.

Job applicant:
Ok, I'll start later then.

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Doctor is drunk

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Doctor to female patient:
I can't find anything wrong.
It must be the drink !

Women:
I'll come back when you are sober then, Doctor.

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Dalpura Canyon

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Wonderful light rays in a green pool in
    Dalpura Canyon
    Blue Mountains
    NSW, Australia

Date: 2026 April 12
Time: Around 11 am



Green pool in fairyland !

Dalpura Canyon
has a well-know Instagram green pool.
It is like an oil painting of a fairyland !


1)  This is the well-know Instagram green pool ...
- Waterfalls at the end
- Nguyen Hanh taking photos

Green pool & wonderful light rays !

2)  Waterfalls on the left, light rays on the right.
- Left to right:
       Amy Chi
       Nguyen Hanh

3)  Amy Chi.
- Hey Amy,
  You are blocking the green pool and the light rays
  😊

4)  Fantastic light beam !

The rest of Dalpura Canyon

5)  Dalpura Canyon.
- Left to right: Lili Han, Amy Chi, Nguyen Hanh

6)  Dalpura Canyon.
- Left to right: Nguyen Hanh, Amy Chi, Lili Han

7)  Dalpura Canyon.
- Nguyen Hanh, Amy Chi.

Beyond Dalpura Canyon

8)  We can see this exciting cliff top
     from Dalpura Canyon.
     (It doesn't have a name.)
- And we are going to climb it !!!

9)  At the exciting cliff top of previous pic.
     (It doesn't have a name.)
- Amy Chi, Lili Han, Nguyen Hanh

10)  At another lookout ... named Dalpura Head.
- Paul (left edge),
  Nguyen Hanh (right edge)

Photo by Amy Chi

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Election of male members

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Boss to secretary after she mistyped a word:

No, No,  Miss Jones,
What I dictated was ...
    "The election of male members"
Not the word you typed.

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2026 Sydney Royal Easter Show

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2026 Sydney Royal Easter Show
Photo Competition


1)  In a 2024-December bushwalk,
     John Graham took this photo, depicting a
     Megadolomedes australianus
     (Giant Water Spider).
- Just so that there is no misunderstanding ...
  The giant spider is not me ... ok 😊

Location: A Gerringong Creek waterfall
                 Unofficially known as Pensions Falls
                 Budderoo NP, NSW, Australia
Date: 2024-December-05

Trip report and photos of the bushwalk are here:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/2024/12/pensions-falls-gerringong-creek.html



2)  John Graham submitted the above
     for a photo competition in the
     2025 Sydney Royal Easter Show.
- It was displayed in the 2025 Easter Show's
  Arts & Crafts Pavilion.

Unfortunately, the photo didn't win a prize 😭



3)  I attended the 2025 Easter Show.
- Complete with the same outfit as in John's photo
  😊
- And ...

4)  ... And submitted the above
     for the photo competition
     in the 2026 Easter Show.
- It was displayed in the 2026
  Arts & Crafts Pavilion.

5)  Zooming to my photo on the display board.

Unfortunately, the photo also didn't win a prize 😭



6)  In retrospect, I should have submitted
     this picture instead.
- It may win the 1st prize 🙂

7)  But I think all the previous photos lack colour.
- So I asked ChatGPT to give me
        • a red shirt
        • a red hat
        • and red gloves
- I'll submit this picture to the 2027 Easter Show.
- I bet this one will win the 1st prize 😀😀😀

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Darling, I'm home

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(In a pub)

Woman 1:
What's the worst thing your husband said
while you were having sex ?

Woman 2:
Hi, Darling, I'm home.

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Sit the sit

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I've talked the talk,
and walked the walk.

Now, at my age, I'm just gonna sit the sit.

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