This one is the best I've seen so far !!!
Instructions:
1. Stare at the red dot on the girl's nose
for 30 seconds.
2. Turn your eyes to a plain surface
(your ceiling or blank wall).
3. Blink repeatedly and quickly.
Tell me if that isn't the coolest thing !
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Orange peeled to shape like a pregnant woman
Orange peeled to shape like a man with a penis
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Climbing goats at Agadir, Morocco - June 2012
Many thanks to Danielle Petrie
for sharing her photo.
The secret to the goats ability to climb
lies in the shape of their hooves.
The keratin reinforced hoof wall adds strength,
while the soft textured sole provides traction
and grip. It's also capable of deforming inwards
to counter irregularities in the terrain.
Their toes are capable of operating independently
giving them more of a "grip".
These cloven-hoofed goats only climb
one particular type of tree: the Argania spinosa,
typically referred to as the Argan Tree.
The tree is endemic to southwest Morocco.
A prickly and thorny tree,
it produces small yellowish flowers,
which then produce a fairly small fruit.
The fruit’s seed is within a nut,
which is further surrounded by soft flesh
and a tough outer skin.
The fruit’s pulp is what attracts the goats
to the Argan Trees.
While the creatures will happily keep all hooves
firmly on the ground
and graze on low-hanging fruit,
but once they have gobbled
the easy-to-reach produce,
they will scramble up into the tree
in search of more.
The fruit is not consumed by humans.
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Women's shoes vs men's shoes
at special events:
- Gym
- Work
- School
- Party
- Walking
- Pool
- Beach
- Home
- When it is raining
- At a ball
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Elephant:
Why do you have 2 boobs on your back ?
Camel:
That's a silly question from someone
who has a dick on his face.
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Husband: "Honey, what's the password?"
Wife: "Our anniversary date."
Husband ... She did this on purpose.
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This photo of a heart formed by two geese
was taken at Featherdale Wildlife Park,
Sydney, Australia.
It is so cute !
The following heart shape formed by people
jumping into the air is interesting,
but not sure whether it is done by photo editing.
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Guy: (Rubing an oil lamp)
Genie: (Out of the lamp)
Behold !
I am the Genie of the lamp,
and I have come to grant you three wishes !
What is thy first wish ?
Guy:
More wishes !
Genie:
A genie can only grant three wishes.
This is the law.
Guy:
More genies !
Genie: (With three more genies)
Fuck.
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Initially called RapeX,
this anti-rape female condom
has since been re-named to Rape-aXe in 2006.
It was invented by Sonnet Ehlers,
a South African woman,
who was motivated to create it
while working as a blood technician
with the South African Blood Transfusion Service.
During this period, she met many rape patients,
and was inspired by a particular victim who said,
"If only I had teeth down there."
It is basically a female condom
with teeth lining the inside that works just like
the protective spikes in a parking garage ...
You can go in, but whatever you do, don't back out.
The teeth are angled so they allow penetration,
but bite like a shark as the penis is removed;
supposedly causing so much pain that
it will give the woman a chance to escape.
Further, according to Ms Ehlers, the device
will need to be surgically removed at a hospital,
which will lead to capture of the rapist.
I want to know how did they field test it ?!?
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a = 0.99999...
10a = 9.99999...
10a = 9 + 0.99999...
10a = 9 + a
9a = 9
a = 1
1 = 0.99999... !!!
Actually, there is no discrepancy.
Although the above proof lacks
mathematical vigour, but ...
In mathematics, the repeating decimal 0.99999...
can be shown to be equal to the number 1.
In other words, the symbols 0.99999... and 1
represent the same number.
Refer Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999
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Drawing of a slim body on a fat woman's dress 😊
"Hey lady,
You ain't fooling anybody ! 😊"
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The Dalai Lama, when asked
what surprised him most about humanity,
answered:
Man.
Because he sacrifices his health
in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future
that he does not enjoy the present.
The result being that
he does not live in the present or the future ...
He lives as if he is never going to die,
and then dies having never really lived.
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Sex in the eye of an electrician ...
Nothing more dangerous
than an electrician with a pen
I'll never look at a power outlet the same again !
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Love at first sight !
Calm down ! Calm down !
The shadow is a cleaner with a mop.
Not a beautiful curvaceous girl 😊
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Shadow of man with 2 pieces of luggage ...
He is like a penis,
frightens the shit out of women !
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Is the guy sitting and the girl is hugging him ?
Or is the girl sitting and the guy is hugging her ?
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Draw a circle.
Draw a square around it. Perimeter = 4
Remove corners. Perimeter is still 4 !
Remove more corners. Perimeter is still 4 !
Repeat to infinity.
Pi = 4 !
Problem Archimedes ?
The more general question is:
If you approximate a curve
by a series of straight lines,
how do you know
when you use smaller and smaller straight lines,
in the limit,
the sum of lenghs of these small straight lines
will be the length of the curve ?
I suspect it has something to do with
differentiability.
If you approximate a curve
by smaller and smaller corners,
in the limit,
the 1st order differential of the resulting curve
is no where continuous.
Whereas if you aproximate the curve
by the hypotenuse of the small corners,
the resulting curve's 1st differential
will be continuous when the hypotenuses
become smaller and smaller.
Thus the lenghts of the hypotenuses
will be able to approximate the length of the curve.
I will leave you to fill in the missing details
on why a continuous 1st order defferential
will enable the lengths of a series of
small straight lines to be able to approximate
the length of the curve.
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Men are like Bluetooth:
He is connected to you when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices when you are away.
Women are like WiFi:
She sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one.
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Granddad: (Remembering the good old days)
When I was a boy, my momma would send me
down to a corner store with $1,
and I'd come back with
- 5 bags of potatoes
- 2 loaves of bread
- 3 bottle of milk
- a hunk of cheese
- a box of tea
- and 6 eggs.
You can't do it now.
Too many fucking security cameras.
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Computer takes over our lives ... before and now
Computer takes over our lives ... birthday
Before: WOW, just look at all these presents.
Now: WOW, look how many people
remembered me on Facebook.
Computer takes over our lives ... playing football
Before: Mum, I'm just going out to play football.
Now: But mum, I'm playing football.
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Dear God,
Please send some clothes for all those poor ladies
in daddy's computer.
Amen.
Dear God,
Thank you for this food and
please send clothes for all those poor ladies
in daddy's computer.
Amen.
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