New Year's resolutions

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Is your New Year's resolutions different from this one?

7. And not to misplace this note again.

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Difference between mother and children on 1st day of school

Mother jumps up with joy on first day of school.

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A woman's age

The seven ages of woman:
9, 19, 29, 39, 39, 39, 39
Here lies xxx, age 39.

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Pluviophile

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Pluviophile - (n) a lover of rain.
Someone who finds joy and peace of mind
during rainy days.

You learn a new word everyday !

Actually, if you search the internet,
another meaning of Pluviophile is:
A person who gets sexually aroused by the rain.

Really ???
Where can I meet such a person ???

Where can I meet a pluviophile ???
I want one !!!

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Little girl kisses dog in the middle of the road

What a lovely photograph !

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Front view or side view?

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This is brilliant, a half face image that contains 2 faces !!!

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Love for old couple

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Love is supporting each other in old age.

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Female Polygamist

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Why you rarely see a female polygamist ...

Woman:
"You mean none of you took out the trash?"

But let's be pedantic:
    Polyandry:
    Woman having more than one husband

   Polylazyandry:
    Woman having more than one lazy husband

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Pink ducks

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Were these ducks genuinely pink or
did someone dump a bucket of dye over them ?

Location:
Half way between Lao Chai and
Ta Van village near Sapa town, Vietnam
2013 Nov

PS: I have an answer ...
The owner in the village did it  :-)

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Penis are like question and exclamation marks

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Penis - Before and after Viagra

Before: Question mark
After: Exclamation mark

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Politicians siphoning off money

Hmmm ... not just Filipino politicians

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Daffy Duck talked to himself

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Dog pissing directly into toilet bowl

Just how do you train a dog to do that?

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Clock for mathematicians

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To all you budding mathematicians ... what is wrong with this clock?

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Which underwear should I wear today

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Which underwear should I wear today ?

How women decide:

How men decide:

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How to turn women on ...

George Mallory, a famous British mountaineer was quoted as having replied to the question "Why do you want to climb Mount Everest?" with the retort "Because it's there."
Well, why don't men do the dishes because it is there ???

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Chinese Adam and Eve

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If Adam and Eve had been Chinese,
we would still be in Paradise,
because they would have eaten the snake
instead of the apple.

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Ugly looking lamprey

Lampreys (sometimes also called lamprey eels) are an order of jawless fish, the adults of which are characterized by a toothed, funnel-like sucking mouth ... eeek !

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Can you read Japanese or Arabic ?

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Japanese proverb 😊

Arabic proverb 😊

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Glass turned upside down

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The difference between Drink and Drunk ...
is whether the glass is full or empty.

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Interesting and unusual Knight under promotions - 1

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Knight promotion ...
Not an uncommon theme in chess puzzles.

But these 2 under-promotions
are especially entertaining.

Enjoy them !


Puzzle 1
White to move and win.
Solution is in the comment section.

Puzzle 2
White to move and draw.
Solution is in the comment section.

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A beautiful lakeside scenery

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Believe or not,
In this scene ...

It is actually a wall, not a lake !

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Australian income tax form

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Australian Taxation Office
New simplified income tax form:

Form 2C:
    1. How much money did you make ?
    2. Send it to us.

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Coffee

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Coffee first.
Your bullshit second.

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Heaven has no need for windows and gates

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Conversation between
    - Bill Gates
    - Steve Jobs
after Steve passed away in 2011-10-05 ...

Bill Gates:
How's Heaven Steve ?

Steve Jobs:
Perfect Bill.
It's just that it doesn't have any wall or fence ...

Bill Gates:
So ?

Steve Jobs:
We don't need windows and gates.

Hehehe  Hehehe

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Behind bars

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(On a large screen, you can only see black bars.)

What do you see ?
Try backing away from the computer.

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Tower of Pisa

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A woman wanting to use the Tower of Pisa
as a dildo 😊

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Tree

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Stone tree growing in a stone wall !


Location:
Island Lake Conservation Area
on Hurontario Street South
Orangeville, Ontario, Canada

Specifically, it features the
Kerry Landman Memorial Tree ...

A drystone sculpture situated along the
Memorial Forest Trail, within the
Dods and McNair Memorial Forest section.


For further details, visit
https://thinking-stoneman.blogspot.com/2012/03/tree-for-all-seasons.html

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Interesting and unusual Knight moves - 1

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The Knight can make fascinating moves
on a chessboard.

Enjoy these chess puzzles:


Puzzle 1 - White to move and draw.
Solution is in the comment section.

Puzzle 2 - White to move and win.
Solution is in the comment section.

My other posts on chess ... this link ==>
http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com/search/label/Chess%20puzzle

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Baobab

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This is a 2000-year-old Baobab tree
in South Africa.
It is also called the Tree of Life.

Another big Baobab tree.

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Coins defying gravity

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This coin structure is possible without glue ...

Just a matter of the power of money,
or the power of boredom,
or made of New Zealand coins ...
hollow and no value 😊


How is it made?
Initially, during the build,
there is support on the floating side.
Once the structure is built, remove the support.

Shesh Mani Singh built the following structure.

Timothy J. Hutama built the following one:
Reference:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/hutima/7518768994/in/photostream

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Bondage

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Wife ties up husband in bed
so she can have a good night's sleep.

Husband: "WOW ... Exciting ! ... Now What ?"
Wife: "Nothing ... That's it."

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Man hour

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They're called "Man Hours"
because a woman would have that shit done
in 20 minutes.

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Thongs padlocked

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To prevent your thongs from being stolen,
lock them with a sturdy padlock.

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